Oh, The Irony...
"Thank God. I thought he'd never leave." --60 Minutes' 842 year old Mike Wallace on Don Hewitt's pending retirement.

Thanks for the Memories
My movie critic friend Chris has some clout. Dallas' Magnolia Theatre showed Monty Python and The Life of Brian JUST for him last night... (and me, by extension.) Apparently they do that for him often. Lucky guy. So after the movie finished just a little before 1am, and we were ready to leave, no one was there to let us out! We got locked inside the Magnolia for a good 25 minutes before we found a guy in the projection room to free us. I guess his clout guarantees lots of free movies and private screenings, but you may just have to stay put once you get there.

Dallas Slogans Can't Compare
Craven brings 67 Degrees some city slogans that are sure to bring more tourists to Waco:
- "If you have one year to live, spend it in Waco -- because every day is like a @#$ing eternity."
- "Sex kills. Come to Waco and live forever."
- "Waco -- You don't have to be a pedophile religious zealot to enjoy your stay. But it doesn't exactly hurt."