Round Two Watch
I am sitting on my lonesome so I figure I will blog during the debate.

9:41 Moving into domestic issues and Bush's eyeballs seem to have popped back into place just in time. Excellent.

9:44 Good thing Kerry didn't pull a Cheney and mistakenly say "JohnKerry.org" instead of "JohnKerry.com."

9:45 Kerry: I have a plan... I have a plan... I have a plan to give myself Botox treatment again cause my forehead wrinkles are creating a glare.

9:53 Ooooh. Charlie's getting snippy.

10:02 Bush's internal monologue: Shit, shit, environment question. Shit, shit. I'll try to speak before I think so I sound like I have an environmental record. I will also continue to ignore Karl's instructions to quit smirking.

10:09 TimberCompanygate.

10:12 My internal monologue: Would you two quit masking the tension with talk of the Patriot Act and just make out already?

10:23 Yeeeeah. Didn't think we'd make it through this debate without talking about abortion.

10:28 Ooooh. "You can run but you can't hide" makes a second appearance!

Okay I'm bored. G'night.