The Washington Weekend, in Quotes
"I can't get restful sleep every night because if someone gets a fork stuck in his eye at three a.m., I have to go. THAT's my reality." -Opthamologist Jerry, on why he oversleeps on the weekends

"I would have stayed but 4 people is kind of a cock block." -Fiscus, via text message, because otherwise she would have spelled out "four"

"Basically, right now, I have a 300 million dollar government secret in my trunk." -Cousin Cary, on some computer program he designed for the Census

"We were in South Carolina, and this Pastor was endorsing Lieberman on the radio. And he goes, 'Joe Lieberman, he's a man of faith. He believes in Jesus Christ.' And I was like, well, uh, not exactly..." -Press Secretary Adam, on the various campaign faux pas during Joementum 2004

"Okay. Which episode is this one from?" -Sudeep, quizzing Fiscus over which songs are in which West Wing episodes