Okay, the Chuck Norris series "Walker, Texas Ranger" ran from 1993 to 2001, and that was about eight years too long. But to my GREAT dismay, crews are shooting for a new Walker episode or movie or something!
Internal memo from a Dallas employer that shall remain nameless:
You may have noticed several police cars at the intersection of Houston and Young streets. The cast and crew of Walker Texas Ranger is filming a segment on the bridge and in the Reunion garage. Nothing to worry about.
Mr. Stiles' response to aforementioned memo:
Walker Texas Ranger = Plenty to Worry About.
