Um, I'm "It"
It's six something in the morning and I've been up all night (jet lag). Luckily, I noticed Dan tagged me in this ongoing blog tag game, which gives me something to do.

I'm doing the seven answer one, because the five answer one required thinking back ten years, and well, I'm like that dude in Memento.

Seven Things I Plan to Do Before I Die:
Cover something overseas
Learn to write in Chinese
Have a baby
Visit Eastern Europe
Get a backyard with a big dog in it
Write a story I'm actually satisfied with
Come up with the seventh thing I plan to do

Seven Things I Can Do:
Roll my tongue into three folds
Bawl my eyes out
Run a marathon (well I COULD do it, at one point)
Play almost all of Chopin's nocturnes on the piano
Remember faces
Get into PACER, the federal courts database
Get into debt

Seven Things I Can't Do:
Stop my allergies
Play chess
The high jump
Eat crab without making a huge mess
Drive a stick
Exponents and logarithms
Sing "Eternal Flame" by the Bangles

Seven Things That Attract Me To (Matty):
He asks the tough questions
Looong, gorgeous eyelashes
His wit
He notices little things
The way he tells stories
His soft spot for farm animals like goats and burros
The way he gets all congested after eating a big meal

Seven Things I Say the Most (Recently)
Naw, naw.
For real?
I mean, seriously!
Are you effing kidding me?
Okay, so Keith Olbermann said...
Tonight at eleven
Carol...Michael?

Seven Celebrities I Dream About:
Bill Hemmer, pre Fox News
Barack Obama
Matt Bai
Bono
Hank Steuver
George W. (in my dream we went for a run)
Michael Jackson (not in a sexual way, he just appeared)

I Tag:
Stiles
Jimmie
Maral