Last week, my pal Little Lost Robot (heretofore known as "L.L. Ro") shot a story about a Spartanburg guy who wrote a song about Prilosec - you know, the pill you can take for heartburn and acid reflux. If you think I'm kidding, this is the description from the contest website:
The "Burning to Sing Your Heart Out" contest is a singing/songwriting contest where contestants are challenged to come up with original lyrics for a song about heartburn.Today, homeboy WON the contest! His name? Dallas Burnett, pronounced "Burn it". Fitting, eh?
I just hope the people who sell Irritable Bowel Syndrome medications don't get inspired by this contest and start one of their own.
