10.19.2005
Shoe Money Tonight!
Powerball jackpot drawing tonight at 340 million. So we at 67 Degrees are bringing you a special called "What I Would Do with a Powerball Jackpot After Paying Off My Bills".

STILES: I would donate 15 million to Harvard Law School so I could get in.

THE ROBOT: I would buy that new Buffy the Vampire Slayer box set that's coming out. And I would make people go through a series of challenges or dares to win a certain amount of cash or prizes. For instance I could go out into a parking lot and bash the crap out of someone's car, and then they'd come out of a store and freak out when they see me bashing their car, but then I could be like "DON'T WORRY, BECAUSE YOU JUST WON A LEXUS!"

BYARS: I'd go totally holistic with my health regimen and replace all the food in my house with natural organic food.

MR. REDDY: I would build a replica of The West Wing set, down to a working replica of Air Force One, so I could pretend I was Leo McGarry* and walk around/ride in the fake jet.

ME: I would buy my old station in Waco and demote the General Manager to a position like satellite dish cleaner/mic cord detangler, and pay him the same amount I made when I worked there - 5.75/hour. And maybe I would piss all over him, but that costs nothing.

*Hope he knows Leo McGarry is a fictional character.
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