We said goodbye to Terri, Tookie, and (probably) Natalee. Mama Nature ripped us a new one, The Newlyweds became barely-weds, and Evan Bayh ran away with Hottest US Senator (Not Counting Barack Obama). Oh, twenty-oh-five. Don't let the door hit ya. 2005 through my eyes:
Noteworthy Discoveries: Rolaids Soft Chews (Vanilla flavor), Hollywood Video, The Colbert Report
Major Disappointments: Chip moving on, The New York Times Home Delivery
New Experiences: The Daytona 500. China. KKK cross burning.
The WTF Award: The Chocolate Syrup Spectacular
Worst Song on Radio: Hands down, Nickelback's "Photograph"
Biggest Tool of 2005: It's a tie. Scott "What you're trying to do is engage in the blame gaming" McClellan AND Kevin Federline. More lyrics to his song "Y'all Ain't Ready":
...Well maybe, baby, you could wait and seeUm, does he mean paparazzi??? Gawd.
Until then all these Pavarattis followin' me
Related: The 2004 Year in Review
What is This White Stuff?
I'm home in St. Louis, where it snowed overnight. Here's Saidee, about to turn the snow a light shade of yellow.
