When a Maaaaaan Loves a Womaaaaaan
Congratulations to my favorite balding, ballad-belting boob, Michael Bolton. He and Nicolette Sheridan used to date back when his Timeless: The Classics album came out and I guess it's their love that's timeless. Heh heh. The reunited couple is now engaged.
In honor of Michael Bolton, the classic Office Space exchange:
MICHAEL: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
SAMIR: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
MICHAEL: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
SAMIR: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
MICHAEL: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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Protz
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Jayna
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Dan
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Seymour
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Hasser
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Channing
Jonathan
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Jason
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Jason
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Matty
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Thomas
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Will's Ladies
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Foreign Bureaus
Erica
1.New York
Protz
2.Los Angeles (but traveling)
Jayna
5.Dallas-Fort Worth
Dan
Jimmie
Josh
Seymour
6.San Francisco
Hasser
7.Boston
Channing
Jonathan
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Jason
Wongton
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Jason
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Matty
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Thomas
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Ryan
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Jay
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Brad
Cinlach
Grayson
Justin
Lil' Lost Robot
Michelle
Sappy Chick
50.Jacksonville
Garvin
71.Toledo
Maureen
83.Columbia, SC
Doug
Will's Ladies
139.Columbia-Jefferson City
Wohleber
140.Beaumont-Port Arthur
Mark Hancock
154.Anchorage
Matthew
Foreign Bureaus
Erica
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