Is Budweiser Gonna Have a Problem With This?
The incumbent Republican governor's campaign just released a new radio ad, derivative of Bud Light's super popular (and super hilarious) "Real American Heroes/Real Men of Genius" campaign.

Announcer: Presenting…

Singer: Real Washington liberals

Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Way Too Liberal for Texas Guy

Singer: Mr. Way Too Liberal for Texas Guy!

Announcer: Only you, Chris Bell, could vote for higher taxes ten times in congress, and despite a record state surplus, run for governor on a platform of raising taxes.

Singer: This ain’t Taxachusetts!

Chorus: Taxachusetts!

Announcer: Congressman Bell, only you could vote to make it hard to deport terrorists then support sanctuary for illegal immigrants so the law can’t ask a person’s legal status.

Singer: Don’t ask, don’t tell!

Announcer: And you voted to let the United Nations oversee elections in America because no one stands up for democracy like the French.

Singer: Je m’appelle Christophe Bell! (My name is Chris Bell)

Announcer: So wear your fancy beret with pride, Congressman Bell… liberals everywhere salute you.

I would link you to the mp3, but that would mean linking to R!ck Perry's website, which could mean paperwork for me.