Britney's Bomb
Britney's 2001 self-titled album featured a little known song called "Bombastic Love", which was sort of catchy, I guess. Anyway, it's fitting now to describe last night's big "comeback" performance as "bombastic". Seriously, Britney's VMA performance last night -- worse, worser or worst?

I had the same feelings watching this as I did watching Gov. Bill Richardson incorrectly answer the "Is homosexuality a choice" question in a gay issues forum a few weeks ago. Sort of like watching a baby seal actually club itself.

At times she just wandered aimlessly around the stage, not even trying to lip sync. It was as if she was just making up this dance routine on the fly. I thought at one point she would just wander off the stage right in the middle of the song, which wouldn't have been so bad.